THE FARMER'S NEW COCK

A farmer buys a new young cock. As soon as he gets it home, the cock rushes and fucks all the 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock screws all 150 hens again. Now, the farmer starts getting worried. The Next day, he finds the cock fucking the duck, geese, and the lone parrot too.

That Evening, the farmer finds the cock lying out in the open field, pale, half dead and vultures circling over its head. “You horny bastard! You deserve this.” He tells the cock. The cock opens one eye slowly, points up and replies, “shhhhhh Don’t shout… Wait for them to land.”
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