HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT

A fat man saw an advert that reads "lose weight in one week. after going home, he called d phone number & a lady picked up. he explained that he's interested, so she told him his training for 5kg will start tomorrow.
he arrived early d next day and he was directed to a room where d training will begin. on entering he saw a lady inside wearing only bra & pants and she said to him "if you can catch me you will sleep with me" he tried very hard to catch her but he couldn't for the whole week. so he lost 5kg. he thought that the program was interesting & he demanded 10kg program. this time around, the lady he saw wore a bikini & she said if u can catch me you will sleep with me. again he could not catch her the whole week & in the process lost 10kg. now he wanted to go further & demanded 15kg program. The woman said are you sure you can & he replied why not? he was directed to a room which he was hoping to see a totally naked lady but instead, he saw a mad woman & she said if I catch you, I will sleep with you, that day he lost 25kg.
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