AUTHENTIC JAMAICAN MEDICINE

A Jamaican in New York can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside:

GUARANTEED TREATMENT FOR ANY ILLNESS? $100.00

IF YOU ARE NOT CURED, GET BACK $1,000.00.

A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to teach this Jamaican a lesson and earn an easy $1,000.00 so he goes to the clinic.

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Jamaican: "Nurse, bring medicine from bottle number 22 and put 3 drops in this patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "Ugh? This is kerosene!"

Jamaican: "Congratulations, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $100.00."

The lawyer, annoyed at being duped so easily, goes back after a few days to try to recover his money.

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything."

Jamaican: "Nurse, bring medicine from bottle number 22 and put 3 drops in this patient's mouth."

Lawyer: "No way! That is kerosene. You gave it to me last time for restoring my taste."

Jamaican: "Congratulations. You got your memory back. Give me $100.00."

The fuming lawyer pays him, then, determined to get back his $200.00 plus $800.00 extra, he comes back a week later, walking with a white cane.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak."

Jamaican: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $1,000.00." (Hands him a note)

Lawyer: (staring at the note) "But this is $50.00, not $1,000.00!"

Jamaican: "Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. Let me have it back and give me $100.00."
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